We’ve
all heard that the easiest way to a woman’s heart is through words and some
Nigerian men have taken it upon themselves to add some flavour to this saying
by being humorous with their attempts to woo women with words. Here are 6 hilarious pick up lines Nigerian men use.
“You Look
Familiar. Have We Met?”
This is a very
popular pick up line used most times by those who are a little shy at heart and
want to establish some kind of common ground with the lady when they first walk
up to her. Nigerian men typically use this in an attempt to start a meaningful conversation
with the lady. Unfortunately, some ladies actually find this annoying and don’t
have a very friendly response to the question.
“You’re
really pretty. You Look Like My Mum”
The second part
of this pick up line can vary from ‘you look like my mum’ to ‘you remind me of
my mum’; either way the point is to compliment the lady and try to develop some
kind of connection or common ground with her by relating her to his mother.
Some Nigerian men might actually be sincere with this one but it doesn’t change
the fact that it’s stunning and laughable to most ladies.
“Chai, I wish
I met you first”
This particular
pick up line is more stunning than hilarious but it’s another one from Nigerian
men that ladies have to deal with. This pick up line is synonymous with
Nigerian men who are already in a committed relationship but see a lady they
consider better than the one they are with. Interestingly, you might think a
lady will be put off by this line but some are actually flattered by it and it
softens them up. Nevertheless, it is advisable that once a lady hears this one
she should tread carefully to avoid a very painful heartbreak.
“I know the
crack on your lips comes with the weather. Baby let me anoint your lips, I can
be your lip gloss”
This interesting
pick up line is likely to be used by Nigerian men during the harmattan season.
Good luck dealing with it ladies.
“God told me
you’re my wife”
This is mainly
used by the religious toasters. They don’t seem to have the guts to woo a lady
the normal way, so they bring God into what He has no business with believing
that the lady’s respect for God will help to win her over. There was once a
time some of these religious toasters feared God and used this only when they
had actually heard from God, but now a good number of them abuse it and use it
as a means to an end.
“I am not a
prophet but I can see You and I Together”
Another pick up
line for the religiously inclined, and funny enough it actually works for some
ladies depending on how well the Nigerian man is able to use it. Besides, some
ladies appreciate the men who use this pick line for being honest and not using
the annoying “God told you’re my wife” pick up line.
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