Ease yourself of the stress before going to bed

Little Johnny's first grade classwas playing "Name That Animal." The teacher held up apicture of a cat and asked,"What animal is this?"
"A cat!" said Suzy.
"Good job. Now, what's this animal?"
"A dog!" said Ricky.
"Good. Now what animal is this?" she asked, holding up a picture of a deer.
The class fell silent. After a couple of minutes, the teachersaid, "It's what your mom calls your dad."
"I know!" called out Little Johnny. "A horny ba**ard!"