EXAM FOR BB USERS.. BB USERS PLEASE READ

Instructions: Calculators not allowed.
Use at least a curve if u can't afford a Porshe
TIME:1hour 30mins. SECTION A: Attempt All
1. What are the names of the 2 people holding hands
when you switch on a Nokia phone?
2. If the past tense of take is took, what is the past tense of make?
3. I have a dream is to Luther King, as I have no shoes is to.....?
5. Which Nigerian university has the highest number of ladies with BB's?
6. It is truism that while women can fakeorgasm, men can fake a whole relationship. The man or the woman, who is wiser?
7. If Buhari is a friend to Obasanjo on facebook, who sent the friend request and why?.
8. If a babe BIS expires who should renew it for her?
a)Her father b)Her boyfriend c) Her sugardaddy d)All of the above
9. What is the chief cos of worry for Nigerians
a)GEJ b)BH c)Militants d)Kidnappers
10. If you win MTN aeroplane where u go de park am?