Hilarious facts you should know

* Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

*He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

* Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

* Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

* The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.

* The things that come to those who wait willbe the things left by those who got there first.

* Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.

* The shin bone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.

* A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.