Hilarious joke of the day

Akpors came home from work last night and said to his wife,

"I have been given a huge promotion at work which means I get my own office and get to employ my own private secretary".

His wife replied,
...

"Well please find an ugly Private secretary, who doesn't have a personal hygiene, smelly armpits and dresses like an old woman. I don't want you to choose someone who you are going to be tempted to have an affair with".

"That's fair enough" Akpors replied. "When do you wanna start?"

What do you think Akpors is trying to say?