Hilarious joke of the day

Father-In-Law : Young man, U’re coming to seek my daughter’s hand in marriage and u’re chewing gum.That’s a sign of disrespect!
Man : Sir, I only chew gum when I drink or smoke.
Father-In-Law : You mean u
drink & smoke and u’re
here to seek my daughter’s
hand in marriage?
Man : Sir I only drink &
smoke when i go to the club.
Father-In-Law : U club too?
Man : I’m sorry sir, I started
clubbing when i came out
of prison.
Father-In-Law : U’ve also
been in prison before? Oh my
God!
Man : Sorry sir, I went to
jail when I killed somebody.
Father-In-Law : What!!! U’re a
killer???
Man : Sir, It happened out
of anger. It was a certain
man that didn’t allow me to
marry his daughter so i killed
him.
Father-In-Law : U are
highly welcome my son. U are
on the right track. U’re
absolutely the right man
for my daughter.