Hilarious joke of the day

A boss said to his secretary I want to have
SEX wit U I will make it very FAST. I'll throw
$1000 on the floor, by the time you bend
down to pick it I'll be DONE
" She thought for a moment then called her
boyfriend and told him the story.
Her boyfriend then said 2 her, do it but "Ask
him for $2000, pick up the money very fast
he wouldn't even have enought time to
undressed himself " So she agrees. Half an
hour goes by, the boyfriend decides to call
girlfriend, he asks, what happened? She
responds, "The Bastard used COINS I'm still
PICKING and he is still making love to me dear I'm in trouble!!!