Joke Of The Day!

John: Your secretary is very sexy.
Tom: Thanks! It's a robot actually, named "Monica". If you squeeze her right breast, she takes dictation avd if you squeeze her left breast, she types letters!
I'll Lend it to you for a day and you can see her functions.
...Next day...
John called Tom from hospital and shouted: You bastard! You didn't tell me that the "HOLE" in-between Monica's legs is a pencil sharpener!