ADVICE TO YOUNG MEN FROM A STINGY TACTICAL MAN..

1. When she says "lets meet",make sure you meet her where they don't sell food or beer
maybe a Post Office,Church or even the RoundAbout..

2. If you are broke & its X-mas time or her Birthday, just start some beef & make up after the Event.

3. If she asks you for airtime coz she wants to send you sweet txts n stuff, just send her 100n data bundle & tell her it's for the
whole week on FB!

4. If she asks you to take her out on Sunday, just carry a Bible & take her to the nearest Church!

5. She says she wants to see a Movie,go home with her & give her a CD bag to choose her Movie..

6. She wants another phone?
Because she wants to have 2 lines?
Go get her a Chinese Double Sim or better still
a Tripple Sim..