Hilarious Joke Of The Day

Mr Akpors fiancee said to him, “Now that we are engaged, we should start calling each other pet names”. He asked her, “So what do you want to be calling me?” She said, “I’ll be calling you TIGER”. “Why?” he asked. “because you’re handsome, tall, charming, strong, calculating, smart & very good in BEDmatics”. She then asked him, “What will you be calling me?” Mr Akpors said, “Zebra” The lady still smiling seductively, “Wow, that’s lovely & sweet. Why did u choose such a lovely name?”. Mr Akpors said, “Because of ur STRETCH MARKS”