Joke of the day; who is a Teenager?

A Teenager is...

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* A person who can't remember to walk the dog but never forgets a phone number.

* A youngster who receives his/her allowance on Monday, spends it on Tuesday, and borrows from his/her best friend on Wednesday.

* Someone who can hear a song by Madonna played three blocks away but not his mother calling from the next room.

* A whiz who can operate the latest computer without a lesson but can't make a bed.

* A student who will spend 12 minutes studying for her history exam and 12 hours for her driver's license.

* A youngster who is well informed about anything he doesn't have to study.

* An enthusiast who has the energy to ride a bike for miles, but is usually too tired to dry the dishes.

* A young woman who loves the cat and tolerates her brother.

* A person who is always late for dinner but always on time for a rock concert.

* A boy who can sleep until noon on any Saturday when he suspects the lawn needs mowing.

* An original thinker who is positive that her mother was never a teenager.