Laugh The Midnight Boredom Off

One Day Lil Johnny was Given a Test..
Here are The answers He gave..

Q1. In which battle did
Napoleon die?
Answer: his last battle.

Q2. Where was the
declaration of
independence signed?
Answer: at the bottom of the page

Q3. River Nile flows in which
state?
Answer: liquid state

Q4. What is the main reason
for divorce?
A. marriage

Q5. What is the main reason
for failure?
Answer: Exams

Q6. What can you never eat
for breafast?
A: lunch & dinner

Q7. What looks like half an
apple?
Answer: the other half

Q8. If you throw a red stone
into the blue sea what will it
become?
Answer: it will simply become wet

Q9. How can a man go 8 days without sleeping?
Answer: no problem, he sleeps at
night.

Q10. If it took 8 men 10hrs
2 build a wall, how long
would it take 4 men 2 build
it?
Answer: no time at all, the wall is
already built...

Lol