9 Sex Scenes From The Holy Books That Would Shock You

 

With words like Abstinence and a big no to contraception, religion tends to have a somewhat of an unsexy reputation and this was what prompted me into this research. Do you know that the holy books (Bible, Quran and Hindu scriptures) are all filled with very erotic moments and detailed descriptions?

Well I was also as surprise as you are right now and since I love to share, I have decided to share my finds with you. Here are the most surprisingly real sex scenes from the holy books.

1.      Absalom’s Public Sex

I kick start my finding with Absalom who was the son of King David and Maachah. He was known as the most handsome of all men in Israel and to add to that, he was able to get people to stand behind him in the act of rebellion against his father.

Now the most interesting and fascinating part of his story was how Absalom asserted his control, according to the book of Samuel, it was said that Absalom took his father’s concubines onto the palace roof and had sex with them in front of the whole city. Ahithophel answered, “Sleep with your father’s concubines whom he left to take care of the palace. Then all Israel will hear that you have made yourself obnoxious to your father, and the hands of everyone with you will be more resolute. “So they pitched a tent for Absalom on the roof, and he spelt with his father’s concubines in the sight of all Israel” (2 Samuel 16:21–22)

2.      A Rich Woman Seduce Her Slave

This is about the story of Joseph which I am sure many of you all but there is a little twist to the story. According to the Quran it was said that when Yusuf got sold into slavery he was bought by a rich lady who wants to make him into her lover. The woman waits to be alone in the house before locking the door and demanding Yusuf to seduce her. Yusuf’s good looks make the woman lose her mind more than once, and even overwhelm the guest of the woman’s so much they cut their own hands.  “And she, in whose house he was, sought to seduce him and she closed the doors and said “come on , O you” (Yusuf verse 23) “So when she heard of their accusation she sent for them and prepared a banquet fir them; she gave each one of them a knife and she said to Yusuf(Joseph) come out before them”. Then when they saw him, they exalted him and cut their hands”. (Yusuf verse 31)

3.      Brahma Extra Head For Looking At His Daughter

My next incident is Brahma which is a part of the Hinduism’s holy triumvirate, one the least-worshiped gods in the entire religion.

According to the holy transcripts, Brahma was a pervert who had a thing for his own daughter. He apparently created a daughter called Shatarupa to help him with the creation of the world. She turned out so pretty that he had trouble concentrating and fell so hard for her he decided to grow an extra head so he could be able to watch her all the time.

4.      King David Keeps Himself Warm With A Virgin

King David was chosen by God to rule over a powerful kingdom still he suffered from the usual old person issues.

In the book of Kings, there is a comprehensive description of how the King David is always cold even when wrapped up in many layers of clothing, so to kill the cold the King finds employed a young virgin to keep him warm and lay in his bed. “Let us look for a young virgin to serve the king and take care of him. She can lie beside him so that our lord the king may keep warm. Let her stand before the king, and let her cherish him, and let her lie in thy bosom, that my lord the king may get heat.” (1 Kings 1:1–4)

5.      The Hadith Talks About Cum Stains

Hadith is the second respected and read book among the Muslims as it is a collection of sayings, all related action to the life of the Prophet Muhammad.

There is a very detailed description as to how to get rid of semen stains. It shows how to wash out the semen stains from your husband’s clothes. “I used to wash the semen off the clothes of the Prophet and even then I used to notice one or more spots on them.” Narrated ‘Aisha

6.      Amnon Has Sex With His Step-Sister

Amnon is Absalom’s half-brother and he even paid less respect to women than his brother as he ended up in loving his half-sister.

The Bible also told how the event occurred, Amnon pretends to be sick and asks Tamar, his half-sister, to bring him some food to his bedroom. After she comes in, he forces himself on her and “since he was stronger than she, he raped her.” see  2 Samuel 13 for the full story.

7.      Egyptians Genitals Are Like Donkeys

According to the story told by the bible about Ezekiel, what made her the happy the most was looking back at her days spent in Egypt. She recalls, “she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.” In the story she kept on describing young women who had their breasts fondled and the pornographic images of her and other women’s relationships with Egyptians.

8.      A Biblical Gang Rape Turned Brutal

It all started with Levite and his women arriving in the city of Gibeah where they get settled into a house of an old man. They were about to have diner when an angry crowd formed and they wanted to rape the Levite’s woman. In the end they rape Levite’s woman, she offers herself to them, they abuse her all night and in the morning, she crawls back to the old man’s house and dies on the steps. The woman’s death triggers a huge battle across the land that results in thousands of men killed and countless homes destroyed. Check Judges 19 to read more.

9.      Muhammad Sees Zaynab Completely Naked.

Prophet Muhammad went out for one of his typical walks, he passed Zaynab’s tent as she was changing her clothes and at that same moment, the wind blew and threw open the entrance which left Muhammad with a clear view of Zaynab in all her glory. And just like that, a marriage was born.

If this were to happen in this era I am sure that if you were that person you would probably be sing Oh happy day throughout the day.

Keep a date with me next week Sunday as I would bring you another shocking religious revelation that many might not know. Please note that this is not to criticize any religion or Holy Book.