JOKE!!! (Don't Start A Chat With A PING)

Girl: PING!!!

Hafeestonova: (read but didn't reply)

After 5mins

Girl: PING!!!

Hafeestonova: (read but didn't reply)

After 10mins

Girl: baby

Hafeestonova: yes dear

Girl: why are you just replying me I have been greeting you since?

Hafeestonova: sorry I didn't  see your greetings

(Now she don dey vex)

Girl: what do you mean by that?

Girl: didn't you see my pings ni?

Hafeestonova: I saw your pings but didn't see your greetings

Girl: that was the greeting now

Hafeestonova: what was the greeting?

Girl: the pinging now,  why are you acting like an illiterate self

Hafeestonova: okay.  Can I ask you a question

Girl: yes dear

Hafeestonova: what language is? 
Hafeestonova: PING!!!

Girl: why are you pinging me now I am here.  what the questions

Hafeestonova: I just asked you

Girl: I didn't see it now

Girl: ask again

Hafeestonova: what language is

Hafeestonova: PING!!!

Girl: baby stop it now

Girl: am here just ask your question and stop pinging me

Hafeestonova: as u can't see my question na so meself no see your greetings ILLITERATE