The Question (Joke)

Hafeestonova: Babe I like you and I want to date you. Would you be my girlfriend?

Girl: I am not looking for a boyfriend I need a husband unless you promise to marry me

Hafeestonova: Ok no problem, I promise to marry you

Girl: Are you sure? Because that what most guys say oo

Hafeestonova: I am not most guys and if you date me I would prove that

Girl: Ok let give it a try

2 years later

Girl: Baby how long have we been dating?

Hafeestonova: Close to 2 years now, why?

Girl: Don't you think there is something you should have asked me by now

Hafeestonova: I am not sure there is, I already know everything about you and your family

Hafeestonova: Or was there something you hid away from me

Girl: I just thought by now you should have asked me “the question'”

Hafeestonova: Which question?

Girl: The question that shows we are moving forward in our relationship

Hafeestonova: Oh that question

Girl: Yes that question now

Hafeestonova: Ok so how many children should we have, I would like four, what about you?

Girl: Not that question now

Hafeestonova: Then which other question now

Girl: The “would you marry me? Question

Hafeestonova: And why should I ask you that question

Girl: Because that is the question that shows we are moving forward

Hafeestonova: Says who?

Girl: Says most guys that have been asking the question

Hafeestonova: Well like I said am not most guys

Girl: Meaning what?

Hafeestonova: Meaning I am not going to ask you that question

Girl: That means you don't want to marry me

Hafeestonova: Then why am I dating you, no be to marry you

Girl: So why won't you want ask me the question

Hafeestonova: Because I would become most guys

Hafeestonova: Plus you already know am going to marry you

Girl: How?

Hafeestonova: At the beginning you said “unless you promise to marry me then I would date you” and I said yes, so tell me why do I still need to ask you the question