LIFE IS TOO SHORT

Life is too short that why you need to appreciate what you have and stop complaining about what you don’t have.

Ladies you don’t need worry about how messy your life is because as much as you have a vagina then your life aint fucked up, don't worry about fixing does nail or travelling to brazil just to get Brazilian hair, instead  simply adopt one of those Brazilian beggars for tarmac 2 and cut her hair. Life is too short for you to worry about how much powder you use before going to sleep at night or if the next product of expression is going to look better on you because guys don't give a fuck and if you think I am lying ask yourself this “when last did you hear that a guy was about to have sex and he changed his mind because the girl did patewo or he noticed she chewed her nails off? NO NEVER.  Guys don't care whether you ugly or beautiful, a guy is fucking either way because Life is too short to worry about stuff like that. If you are still single at 25 and you still go around saying  all guys are the same then you need to take a seat and ask yourself why your vagina keeps attracting guys with the same attitude because to be honest all guys are not the same..

To my guys if you are 25 and you are still unemployed and you are leaving with your parent because you don't money to pay rent and you have refused to smoking weed then What Tha Fuck are you been doing with your life. Life is too short for you to stay at home for 5 years after graduating with first class still collecting money for recharge from your sibling and yet you refuse to smoke weed because some people say it a drug, brother I have done my research it is not a drug it a plant and when you set it on fire it gives you some clarity about life but drugs you need to mix some chemical compound together or some shit like that at least na you get first class so you should know that.

Moral of the story, Life Is Too Short for you to start complaining about how fucked up your life is when you can actually do something about it.